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Minggu, 27 September 2009

Boy Hang Out with Girl always feel Weird

I was thinking on why I feel so natural and normal if I hang out with a boy, and why I feel so unnatural and weird if I hang out with a girl. After much thinking, I got the answer.

Theory :
For 1 boy hang out with another 1 boy - The natural situation is talk without lovely and romantically.

For 1 boy hang out with 1 girl - The natural situation is talk with her to show the love and romantic. (Since the talk need to be lovely and romantically, it already limit the topic to talk, because some topic is not romantic and is not lovely. That's why you both don't have much topic to talk, so both are so quiet during the date, so you both feeling of unnatural and weird).

So they keyword is "love and romantic", and the problem is "love and romantic".


Solution :
If you want to have natural and normal dating between a boy and a girl, you can choose 1 solution from the following suggestion:

1 - you and her must become a couple, because when you both are couple, there are so much lovely and romantic things to talk, to do, to share, to enjoy.

2 - She must wear long jean, tight her hair up and cover it by a cap, wear r&b big size of t-shirt and talk like "yo yo, what's up man?!" pretend to be a boy to hang out with you, then you can treat her like your normal male friend to talk without lovely and romantic.

3 - You go shave the hair on your legs, and wear mini-skirt pretend to be a girl to date with her, then she treat you like her normal female friend to talk without lovely and romantically, so the date is natural and normal as usual.

Senin, 24 Agustus 2009

Who Is Your Real Better-half?

Yes, everyone has a pair, and there are too many people in this world, but there is only 1 out of them is my real better-half. So it is very hard to find out my real better-half. We have to be smart enough, luckly enough, concentrate enough, work hard enough in order to find out our real better-half. I can tell you how is your better half features, god separate a 100% human into two different 50% pieces and put them in different places, so how is the god separate the 100% human into two pieces? GOD cut it from the top? or from the side? If from top, then each of 50% part of the human has the same characteristics, he has a eye, another he also has eye, he is male, another him also is a male. Impossible, because if like this, our human-being are not exist in this world until now. So my theory is the god cut the 100% human from side, so 1 has head, another 1 don't have, 1 has hands, but another 1 don't have. Meaning our real batter-half has different characteristics to us, if we stupid, she is smart, if we are fat, she is slim. But please be smart enough, you must estimate how many percentage is your smartness, let say 30% ? so her smartness must be 70%. How to calculate all those percentage? This 1 need hi-tech thingy to help, I cannot help you. Haha. Anyway, all this are my theory, you won't see this theory anywhere. I am going to come out a book to shows all my 99 good theories. For example "Everyone can be perfect". Lame? how? why? impossible? Haha. Just wait for my book ya.